Homosexuality
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HumboldtBirdDog
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One of my best quail hunting buddies was a 6' tall, blond haired, blue eyed lesbian. You'd never have guessed by looking at her or talking to her, gorgeous woman. But she was a 100% skirt chasing dyke. And her girlfriend was just as beautiful. It hurt just to look at them and think about it. Geeez.
Anyways, she was a great wingshot, grew up in Montana hunting with her dad and asked me one day if she could come along. She's one of the best hunting partners I've ever had, better company than any guy. And she was educational on personal matters, tips and techniques a plenty.. All my girlfriends should have sent her a thank you note.
I have these two neighbors that are gay guys in their 60's, retired timber workers and hunting fools. Spend all deer season in the mountains and are the best to talk to about pre season scouting. They kill some pretty nice bucks too. And as I've discovered, gay guys know lots of single women in need of men. And I don't mind when they introduce me to a pretty blond 30 year old nurse.
So to sum this up, they tell me where they're seeing nice bucks and supply me with women. I couldn't care less what they do when they're alone.
Anyways, she was a great wingshot, grew up in Montana hunting with her dad and asked me one day if she could come along. She's one of the best hunting partners I've ever had, better company than any guy. And she was educational on personal matters, tips and techniques a plenty.. All my girlfriends should have sent her a thank you note.
I have these two neighbors that are gay guys in their 60's, retired timber workers and hunting fools. Spend all deer season in the mountains and are the best to talk to about pre season scouting. They kill some pretty nice bucks too. And as I've discovered, gay guys know lots of single women in need of men. And I don't mind when they introduce me to a pretty blond 30 year old nurse.
So to sum this up, they tell me where they're seeing nice bucks and supply me with women. I couldn't care less what they do when they're alone.
10/4 on the be careful NASA. My buddy picked up a good lookin woman one evening and was doing pretty good. When she put her hand about the mid thigh on him(he was blesssed) he put his hand on the Y and found a handful of bull-barrell, so to speak. Thought he would kill her , uh, him. I never laughed so hard in my life. So watch out for your so called gay friends.
HumboldtBirdDog
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Nope,
I've coducted a very thorough internal exam, and she checked out for original equipment. Can't you guys tell at a glance wether its a guy in a skirt or not. Adams Apple ? The shape of a mans skull is different too, we have kind of a Neanderthalic slope. Women have rounded foreheads. Lots of things should clue you in.
Of course now I'm curious as to just how ugly the women are in your areas that you'd confuse them with men. Interesting.
The gay guys told me that the guys who complain the most about gay guys are generally the ones who harbor secret desires. I'd bet thats true.
I've coducted a very thorough internal exam, and she checked out for original equipment. Can't you guys tell at a glance wether its a guy in a skirt or not. Adams Apple ? The shape of a mans skull is different too, we have kind of a Neanderthalic slope. Women have rounded foreheads. Lots of things should clue you in.
Of course now I'm curious as to just how ugly the women are in your areas that you'd confuse them with men. Interesting.
The gay guys told me that the guys who complain the most about gay guys are generally the ones who harbor secret desires. I'd bet thats true.
I knew a gay guy at high school - he was always proud to tell me who he'd "had". It was certainly an eye-opener - you never know who's gay and who's not.
Hey - if you're buddies with a guy for years and he tells you he's gay - what changed? Nothing! Unless he scares off the deer with his shiney lisptick then he's still the same guy you were friends with!
My wife has a few lesbian friends. Some real nice - some that are built stockier than my Ford Bronco... I keep dropping hints but she hasn't brought any home yet. At least not for *my* reasons.
Hey - if you're buddies with a guy for years and he tells you he's gay - what changed? Nothing! Unless he scares off the deer with his shiney lisptick then he's still the same guy you were friends with!
My wife has a few lesbian friends. Some real nice - some that are built stockier than my Ford Bronco... I keep dropping hints but she hasn't brought any home yet. At least not for *my* reasons.
Take the following quiz, see how many you get right.
http://www.btinternet.com/~b3ta/femaleorshemale/
http://www.btinternet.com/~b3ta/femaleorshemale/
HumboldtBirdDog
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I had a perfect score, look at the forehead, jawline, ears, shoulders if visible.
NASA
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Encore, just saw your post over on New Guy. Dude, I never thought you'd be so sensitive about this /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif It's not as though I have anything against gays (paleeeeeze). It's the emerging social acceptance of deviant sexual behaviour that irks me. Even the public schools are promoting it. The American Library Assoc openly supports NAMBLA http://www.nambla.de/ and that's about as sick as I need to know about.
Tackdriver
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Hello
Well I tell ya, I think it would be interesting to see if the "lifestyles obligations" most women and gay men practice has left them with any useful hidden talents. Like give them open reed howlers and distress calls and see how they do?
Well I tell ya, I think it would be interesting to see if the "lifestyles obligations" most women and gay men practice has left them with any useful hidden talents. Like give them open reed howlers and distress calls and see how they do?
Tackdriver
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Nasa
Well maybe so on the open reed. Now I have been told, that Dennis Kirk once produced a closed reed mouth call with the reed put in backwards. The idea was that exhaling warm air on a cold day caused problems with condensation in the reed. So to inhale cold air was a [brain fart] solution to this problem. The call failed miserably in the market [Duh]
So we like go on ebay or wherever and get some of these [sucky /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif ] Dennis Kirks, and give them to the participants listed in the above study.....
Well maybe so on the open reed. Now I have been told, that Dennis Kirk once produced a closed reed mouth call with the reed put in backwards. The idea was that exhaling warm air on a cold day caused problems with condensation in the reed. So to inhale cold air was a [brain fart] solution to this problem. The call failed miserably in the market [Duh]
So we like go on ebay or wherever and get some of these [sucky /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif ] Dennis Kirks, and give them to the participants listed in the above study.....