STRIPPER & STICKER Contest! CHANGE!!!!

I just got my Stripper in the mail, along with the Rhino cap I bought Barbara. Love them both!

I'm on the shortlist of people that carry a stripper in their glove box all the time now... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grinning-smiley-003.gif

Good job, Jay! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif

Barry
 
OK...I'll play ball. Or, is that one of those forbidden words? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Answer one or all to win this choice piece.

1) How many of your have never stripped?
Not applicable. I strip all the time.

2) How many of you have only done it a couple times with nobody watching?
I don't care who's watching...But, I've never stipped in front of the camera, like YOU did, Jay.

3) How many of you are experienced strippers?
OK, I fit in under this header /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

4) How many of you think you're good at stripping?
I'm good at anything I set my mind to... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grinning-smiley-006.gif

5) How many of you have first hand experience with a class act stripper?
You got me there...most of my strippers have been improvised.

6) How many of you are just too embarrassed to admit it?
What does "embarrassed" mean? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused1.gif

7) Are Eastern Strippers prettier than Western Strippers?
Nothing is prettier than a Western Stripper. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

8) Have you ever stripped at 10 below zero?
What is 10 below zero? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused1.gif

9) Posters Choice
With the price of fur, why bother with more than a piece of tail? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

How'd I do? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Barry
 
here go's
1 i've stripped but always had to adlib it. that will change now that weenojack

2 i've done it both ways

3 i'm a coyote hunter and a electrition i've striped miles
[of wire] and yards[of tail]

4 with weenojack i could strip like a pro

5 when you and your buddy both have strippers never yell "switch"

6 em bare assed is the end product with any good stripper.

7 eastern strippers, around here you strip facing east to keep the wind at your back keeps you from making the funny facual expressions

8 puts a whole new meaning to freezing your tail off.

9 can weenojack be used on all tail?
yes but be careful porkys got stickers
 
WeenoJack......the little blue enhancement tool (please consult medical treatment if you continue to experience stripping tendencies after 4hrs)
 
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alright...gonna give this a shot....won't be as purty as barry's......
1) does leavin my boots on count?
2) i dunno....it was dark in the theater
3) be gentle....this is my first time
4) there's thinkin involved?!
5) does the internet qualify as "first hand " experience?
6) refer to #5....
7) nuttin is prettier than a round eye stripper!
8) all my strippin has been confined to between 33deg 55' 45" N and 32deg 51' 37.5" N.
9) can't decide between a noon'r, an afternoon delight or by the light of the moon stripper......
told ya it would be ugly!
 
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1) How many of you have never stripped? Only one caught!

2) How many of you have only done it a couple times with nobody watching? Im habitual... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

3) How many of you are experienced strippers? Refer To #2

4) How many of you think you're good at stripping? Pictures upon request.

5) How many of you have first hand experience with a class act stripper? I live in Las Vegas for heavens sake!!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

6) How many of you are just too embarrassed to admit it? I was born this way! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

7) Are Eastern Strippers prettier than Western Strippers?Hey, we got that tanned skin.

8) Have you ever stripped at 10 below zero? Only while...nevermind. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

9) Posters Choice
 
Don't know if Contest is still going but here's what I got

WeenoJack..A stripper workin it's tail off.


WeenoJack... The last stripper you'll ever have to pay for.

WeenoJack... A stripper you'll be proud to take home to momma.
 
1 None of your business.
2 None of your business.
3 None of your business
4 None of your business
5 Oh my god yes her name is Bethney and she has the best!!!! None of your business
6 None of your business.
7 none of your business.
8 None of your business.
9 None of your business.
 
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