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Rat den, da PM guy dismounted. Dare dey all stood, in a circle...a staring at each utter. Ma was a tremblin(anna her bad hump, wuzza leakin), KBF wasa grinning et a holdin himself, Jr wuzza slobberin & Ganpa wuzza...
 
still a rubbin da knot on his head from da enconter with da lite post down on main street.
Well da PM guy alla sudden lost da big grin ona hisa stupid face anda started ta look arond fer a way ta........
 
escape. He done spun around(lacka ballerina). Jumped astride(side-saddle, mind ya...Cuzzin, he wuzza wearin a mini skirt w/o any skivees on /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif) of dat ole weathered sheep. Anna high tailed it towards home.

Rat den, Jr. rolled a pineapple grenade at'ta feet, of ole king BF. KAAAAROOOM!,da concussion knocked...
 
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and den da big ol dumb pm guy done saw dis thread and closed er down....... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smiliesmack.gif

I know that didnt quite fit in, but I thought it was funny. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
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Funny = Yes
Quite fit = Naw

all den humands plum out lak a lite. And ol KBF a beang the bad SOB that he twas was ta onlya one left a standnd uprate.
Abeeng gettan kinda hunry he sid ta his self, self.......... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused1.gif
 
Man! watt twas dat!...Rat den, he done heard a high a high pitched noise....Den...WHACK! kirby, done nailed him upsida the bean wit a 50gr BT rd. Dat, ballistic-tip done ripped offen his...
 
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crown dat hada been pasaced down frum his grandpappy. Now dat lettel ole 50 gr plastic bulet didn't even do no harm,exception a messng up ole KBF's crown ana pissing him off rell good.
He looked around ana spyed ole Kirby tryang ta act lak sumkand of a sniper and took off after him. Now I be here ta tell ya dat ole KBF good cover sum distance ina flash.
He was aona Kirby in nothang flat anda fixing ta............ /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/angry-smiley-055.gif
 
be neutered by "ole-wooly" kirby's...AW-de banned mag loader. Well ole wooly instantly commenced ta rip out, ole KBF's vas-defrens. Anna his last good remaining kahoona /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif.

Which caused him ta flop, den pass out...et blow booger bubbles outa his nares /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif.

Wella Ma seen alla dis. Et done charged wooly et kirby, lacka feverous, rabid...
 
badger. She uz a hoppin on er good stump an there waz some goo still flying from the one what got poked earlier in da thread. she den took her two ol knobby fingers wit de terbacky stains en all and stuck em right in ole KBFs bubble holes. den commenced to drag him up the stairs. Kirby was howlin cuz he finn'ly got the last stripper clip rammed home an ol' KBF waz jussa bumpin up the stair after ol ma. he let out a volley of spitzers, but mos of em jus bounced off ol KBFs yellow an fungus filled toes. ma was a headin fer victry lane wit her prize. an ol ganpa fetched up that kahona what got removed an tucked it in his thong strap cuz he was fixin to send it off to his taxidermist when.....
 
da hole dang posse,that hada cum to after da little huckass down at da chruch,Comea rideden in ana seen ole wooly wasa plum empey an Kirby wasa headed fer da sack ta get him some thang witt a................. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused1.gif
 
Sodium Bicarb, for himself & wooly. Cussin dey commenced ta tossin der cookies n all. Afta a seen'in Gampa a running toward Ma. Wit dat old shriveled kahoona a dangling...from betwixt his fur-lined clevis.

Well kirby & wooly decided ta get outa Dodge /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif. Et...hitched a ride outta dare on da back ofa...
 
trailer dat twas a haulng dis load of turnips inta da local farmers market. Well ole KBF a beeng the bad SOB dat he twas done come to anda he still didn't know come hear frum sickum. Well he shuck loose of Ma's grip anda seen ole Grandpa aheadng ta help Ma out dat he ahauled [beeep] outa thar to anda jumped on da samea trailer dat ole Kibry wasa on anda then..................... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif
 
Un-be-knost, to ole KBF. Dat was kirby's game plan(cuzzin he wuzza tired of dis thread, et wanted ta bow-out /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif), all along. Den he set-off a 50lb sachel of C-4. Which made a explosion lack ole "Fat-Man" of WWII.

When da dust cloud settled, da only ting left. Wuzza ole wooly a layin on da ground witta chunk of ole KBF, astickin outa his...
 
Neva mind ole wooly, wit a chuncka bloody meat. A hanging frum his uvula. I tink OKIE1 anda WYNstalker, dey dun gots blowed...ta bits tu /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smiliesmack.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif.
 
Wal now ole Kirby ain't naver abeen acused of a beang tu brite just done agot dat rate, causa aftar a redng dat postum, I a luked up in des marnings papers Obits and a surnuf thar wasa me ole OKIE1 rat ate da tap ofa da list.
Wal dang I a woppe da #1 Son knowsa wat ta do witha all dem guns anda stuf ina da safe. Buta what tha heck /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused1.gifWit hema also not abeang da sharpest crayon in da box I'lla hava ta jest ............................
 
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hep ole wooly, gets dat chunka meat outta his uvula. Well, ole wooly founda new friend rat den, in ole OKIE1. Enna ole OKIE wuzza rat...ole kirby twasa borned, wit-out any grey-matter /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif.


Anyways, ole Ma wuzza heartbroke-n-all. She den commenced ta look fura nutter creature ta make off-spring wit /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif. Dats when she done see'd...
 
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KBF running towards da border wif all dem chuch folk, she wasa gainin on him but den sumtin amazin happened, out of da dust appered ma's chickens armed and ready for KBF with 5 M1 Abram tanks, and 23 M155 Howitzers, as KBF stopped and realized he wasa trapped, before the chickens could open fire there was a big boom dat come from da lake ova yonder everyone looked over at da lake and saw.....
 
ole Kirby and OKIE1 and Wolly hada done arisen fum da dead anda hada teamed up tagather ta do sum Bigtime assa kicking on all of dem dang chickens an dem dogooders anda they commenced ta fireng sum skud mislles dat had abeng digup frum da destert sumwere.
Well dem chickens done seen dat they twas a fixng ta get fried anda started ta................ /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/angry-smiley-055.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smiliesmack.gif
 
WUT!! I taught...I wuzza all blowed up? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smiliesmack.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused1.gif

Well, anyways...dem chickens, done got a nervous tic, et a started ta pluck each utter's fetter's out!(da male chickens, a plucked "gingerly" around der special area /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif}. Den dey formed inta a evil covey, et charged. Rat @ jr. who wuzza all spaced-out, asittin in da baking sun eatin a green...
 
turnip dat he hada picked up fum da BIG blast anda et dat very time he done spyed dem naked chickens acumen his away.
Well rat den he desided ta haul his butt over ta da lake anda try ta team up da walking dead of ole Kirby,OKIE1,and Wolly...................... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bowingsmilie.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bowingsmilie.gif
 
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