Marine's Ingenious Solution to Snoring Bunk Mate

hm1996

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Four hunters planned to spend a week at hunting camp. With great expectations they arrived at camp, only to be rudely awakened the first night by Bob's very loud snoring.

The other three buddies met and decided that it was not fair to make one of them room with Bob the full week, so they decided to rotate room mates every night.

The next morning, Jim came to breakfast looking horrible and said Bob shook the room with his snoring! He had not had any rest at all, sat up all night and watched Bob snore.

The next day, Tom had the same story. Bob's snoring rattled the windows and he couldn't sleep so sat in the chair and watched Bob snore.

The third morning, Rudy came out looking all bright eyed and bushy tailed and the others were astonished. "What in the world did you do?", they asked.

"Nothing to it", Rudy, a 6'5" burly marine stated, "I just tucked Bob in, kissed him on the cheek and patted him on the butt, turned off the light and went to bed. Slept like a baby while Bob sat in the chair and watched me all night."

Regards,
hm
 
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