Tony Stevenson
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For his birthday Little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle.
His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is
$250,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw Little Patrick heading out the front door with a
suitcase.
So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you tell Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.
And I'll be d**ned if I'm staying here by myself with a $250,000 mortgage
and no bike!
His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is
$250,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw Little Patrick heading out the front door with a
suitcase.
So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you tell Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.
And I'll be d**ned if I'm staying here by myself with a $250,000 mortgage
and no bike!