Favorite Animal

[Bill B.]

Our teacher asked us what our
favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried Chicken." She said
I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right,
everyone else in the class laughed. My parents told me to always
be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried Chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably
a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much.

I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.

Anyway, my teacher sent me to the
principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed too.
Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite LIVE animal
was. I told her it was chicken.

She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children.
So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.
She sent me back to the principal's office again.

He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest,
but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we
admire most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders".

Guess where I am
now...???

 

[mtcurman]

Fried chicken is one of my favorite animals!!

 

[Super White Hunter]

 

[Powerfisher]

Made me laugh out loud.

 

[t/c223encore]

Jackrabbits and Coyotes are my favorites. I can kill them any time of the year if I choose to and after I kill one I can walk away and kill another one. No cleaning, no proccesing, no BS to deal with after the shot. Just kill it.

t/c223encore

 

[Super White Hunter]

You don't eat rabbits?

 

[bownut]

Mine's Venison...Deer, elk, moose, etc. I like 'em all, especially with taters and gravy.

 

[t/c223encore]

Originally Posted By: Super White HunterYou don't eat rabbits?

No I don't eat rabbits, I shoot jackrabbits and leave the cottontails alone for someone that will eat them. I don't hunt for food, it's for fun.

t/c223encore.

 

[Super White Hunter]

Those rabbits that you’re just leaving to rot are some good eating, besides the coyotes and prairie dogs if I shoot it I will most likely eat it

 

[t/c223encore]

I was taught my whole life that you eat cottontails, jackrabbits are just targets.

t/c223encore.

 

[Super White Hunter]

I was taught that if you shoot it your going to eat it. Not trying to start something just never heard that jackrabbits are bad to eat, we don't have very many here just cottontails and snowshoes.

 

[mtcurman]

My favorite is Buffalo, Antelope, Elk, Catfish, Chicken, Beef, and Deer.

 

[t/c223encore]

Originally Posted By: Super White HunterI was taught that if you shoot it your going to eat it. Not trying to start something just never heard that jackrabbits are bad to eat, we don't have very many here just cottontails and snowshoes.

Oh I know your not trying to start anything, me and you was just taught different, thats all.

t/c223encore.

 

[OldTurtle]

I was raised on some good Venison and Quail cooking, but a few years ago I was up in North Dakota and attended a cookout put on by their Department of Conservation where they were serving Moose Burgers... That has to be some of the best eating I've ever enjoyed....I made a Bona fide Pig of myself...

 

[TexasTexas95]

I ate some rabbit last weekend. Just skinned it and fried it up. It was terrible! Why?

 

[Catkiller]

If you're killing and eating rabbit this time of year you are asking for trouble that you don't want!

 

[Catkiller]

Can you say rocky mountain spotted fever and Lyme disease?

 

[eclubine]

catkiller, i've heard of those but read that you can tell if the animal hat it by looking at the liver, if it has spots you throw it away if not, your good to go. But can you explain why there not a problem in the winter? thanks

 

[mtcurman]

We eat Rabbit in the winter here, but the rodents and small game have fleas that carry bubonic plauge!

But they're great in the winter!

 

[Super White Hunter]

My grand father use to tell me you can only eat a rabbit in the months that have an R in them. Sure this is an old talltale but it seems to work around here.