yo mama so fat, when she walks with high heels she strikes oil
yo mama so fat, someone yelled haul a$$ and she jumped in a dump truck
yo mama so fat, daddy thought he was the only one until he was huggin her and met someone else comin around the other side
yo mama so fat she got more chins than a chinese phone book
yo mama so dumb she tried to make coolaide once, but couldn't figure out how to get all that water in that little tiny package
yo mama so ugly they used to sit her in the corner and feed her grapes with a sling shot
yo mama so dumb, they gave her the key to the city and she locker herself out