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#3302739 - 08/23/22 05:57 AM Motorcycle accident
redhaze Offline
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Registered: 10/03/18
Posts: 405
Loc: Texas
While riding my motorcycle, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.

Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a car pulled up driven by a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?”

As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low-cut blouse with cleavage to die for... "I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.

She said "Get in and I'll take you home, so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head."

"That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"

"Oh, come now, I'm a nurse," she said. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."

Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this.”

We arrived at her house which was just few miles away and after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now.”

"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"

"Still in the ditch, I guess!"

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#3302831 - 08/25/22 11:27 PM Re: Motorcycle accident [Re: redhaze]
tnshootist Offline
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Registered: 11/26/10
Posts: 7736
Loc: East Tn
I had that same thing happen to me once.
Well except for the nice car and pretty nurse and cold beer it was about exactly the same.
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#3302833 - 08/25/22 11:41 PM Re: Motorcycle accident [Re: tnshootist]
hm1996 Offline
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Registered: 07/23/06
Posts: 17284
Loc: S. Texas
JJ, that's hilarious. Glad you survived that accident!
Regards,
Clarence
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#3306068 - 11/06/22 06:16 PM Re: Motorcycle accident [Re: redhaze]
Gity2 Online
Die Hard Member

Registered: 08/01/06
Posts: 619
Loc: Nebraska
Tnshootist.....
Lmao smile

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