An old man ran a stop sign and ran into a very expensive car. The driver of the expensive car jumped out and confronted the older driver. He said, "If you don't give me $10,00, I'm going to beat the crap out of you." The old man said, "I don't have $10,000, but my son trains dolphins and he will have that much. I'll call him."

The old man calls and explains the situation and hangs up. In about 15 minutes a Jeep pulls up and out pile 6 large and tough looking men. They proceed to beat the crap out of the driver. The son then approaches his dad and says, "Dad for the last time i train Navy Seals, not dolphins!"

That's great.