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#3302408 - 08/14/22 12:17 PM Aging out thoughts
redhaze Offline
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Registered: 10/03/18
Posts: 445
Loc: Texas
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.Ē Ė Bill Watterson

As Iíve grown older, Iíve learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.

Iím responsible for what I say, not what you understand. Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it the most never use it.

My tolerance for idiots is extremely low these days. I used to have some immunity built up, but obviously there's a new strain out there.

Itís not my age that bothers me, itís the side effects.

Iím not saying Iím old and worn out, but I make sure Iím nowhere near the curb on trash day.

As I watch this generation try to rewrite our history, one thing I'm sure of .. it will be misspelled and have no punctuation.

As Iíve gotten older, people think Iíve become lazy. The truth is Iím just being more energy efficient.

I haven't gotten anything done today. I've been in the Produce Department trying to open this stupid plastic bag.

If you find yourself feeling useless, remember it took 20 years, trillions of dollars, and four U.S. presidents to replace the Taliban with the Taliban.

Turns out that being a "senior" is mostly just googling how to do stuff.

I want to be 18 again and ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.

God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then he made the earth round...and laughed and laughed and laughed.

I'm on two diets. I wasn't getting enough food on one.

I put my scale in the bathroom corner and that's where the little liar will stay until it apologizes.

My mind is like an internet browser. At least 19 open tabs, 3 of them are frozen, and I have no clue where the music is coming from.

#3302410 - 08/14/22 12:27 PM Re: Aging out thoughts [Re: redhaze]
AWS Offline

Registered: 02/01/03
Posts: 6590
Loc: NM
OOPS! A senior moment, look four posts down.
After the first shot the rest are just noise.

Make mine a Minaska.

Heaven has rules and walls, He-l has open borders

#3302419 - 08/14/22 04:23 PM Re: Aging out thoughts [Re: redhaze]
redhaze Offline
Seasoned Member

Registered: 10/03/18
Posts: 445
Loc: Texas


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