if you pay $100.00 to be in a contest with 300 other guys

If you are running around the school parking lot with a dead coyote in your hand tossing it in the back of your friends pickup... You may be a coyote hunter.

If you wake up in the middle of the night howling like a coyote you might be a coyote hunter

When you walk up to a pile of rocks in the middle of a field and pee on it you might be a coyote hunter

You have more hand calls than underwear, you might be a coyote hunter

If you make hot sauce for hunting, and you drive around the section and the other guys are out in the ditch and their dogs still in the box, you prolly are a coyote hunter! That's happened so much to our crew.

If you and your wife are going somewhere and you base the route and who should drive on your ability to look for coyotes.
Or, if you offer to take the back way home, "because of traffic"....you might be a coyote hunter

If you're tiring yourself more from blowing mouth calls.. then from the actual hiking to spots... you might be a coyote hunter.

if you give serious consideration to attempting pulling-over on the Fwy.. and then backing up to pickup a coyote dead on the side of the Hwy... because it's large and has beautiful Fur... you might be a coyote hunter.

If your dogs are fascinated with smelling you when you come back from the field... you might be a coyote hunter.

If there are strange things in sealed buckets of water around your house.. you might be a coyote hunter.

If your daughters first "Pacifier" was a Ruffigirl coyote Call You might be a coyote caller

If you ever locked your mother in-laws weaner dog puppy in a kennel in the bathroom while no one else was around just to make it cry for an extended period of time while you sit on the toilet recording it for another sound on your e-caller, you might be a coyote hunter

If you have ever made your passenger nervous from looking through scanner out the window with your left eye and trying to drive with your right eye while driving down a gravel road at night in a new area

If you get all excited when the weather report calls for snow, and subzero temperatures.....
you might be a predator hunter

POST OF THE CENTURY!!!!

If you buy a new rifle and you're not afraid to give it a camo
paint job before it goes to the range. You might be a coyote hunter

Those were great.

If you have more night hunting lights and predator calls than your wife has shoes….

If reloading supplies and ammunition are just as important as groceries….

If camo is your garment of choice - all the time….

If washing your pickup truck is not complete until you hose the blood out of the bed….

If your wife makes you shut the door to the laundry area so she can’t smell the bloody
pants you wore hunting last night….

If every Christmas you expect to receive a hunting related present ….

If your 6 year old knows how to use your predator calls and safely handle a firearm….

If your kids are always excited to see what dad brings home this time….

If saying, “because I need it”, to your wife is a perfectly normal way to justify why you
bought something (another scope, gun, call etc.) ….

then you might be a coyote hunter.