If you think mange is a good coat material, you might be a coyote hunter

If your kids go to a friends house to watch tv and ask why Randy Anderson isn't on it you might be a caller.

If your wife communicates with whimpers, challenge howls and warning barks you might be a caller.

If your call box contains more than your wifes jewelry box you might be a caller.

If it's a nice 70 degree day and your wishing it was 5 below you might be a caller.

If you've ever blown a handcall during children's sermon time at church you might be a caller.

If your employer won't issue you the new company uniforms because he knows you'll just get blood on them you might be a caller.

If you can spot a coyote at a 1/4 mile but coundn't pick your kids out of a crowd you might be a caller.

If you have more pics framed in the living room of "hero shots" than you're own kids you might be a caller.

If you can put 100 bucks a month into the gun fund but are late on house payments you might be a caller.

If you walk to the front door on a weekend and the kids ask who's place your calling you might be a caller.

If your co-workers won't ride in your vehicle at lunch time because of the stench you might be a caller.

If you have a "gun room" but the kids are sleeping triple you might be a caller.

If your wife whispers "are you in the mood?" you have your camo on in 2 seconds you might be a caller.

If your Pastor figures if your not in Sunday School it's because you had a good set you might be a caller.

If you have more pelts than food in the freezer you might be a caller.

If you can't remember phone numbers, dates, anniverseries or birthdays but have the Foxpro sounds and 3 rifles trajectories memeorized you might be a caller.

If you move 2500 miles based on population density you just might be a coyote hunter

if you take a crap in the woods and u dont have paper and u call in a yote to skin him to use the hide , then u are a real coyote hunter

adi, what if you're hunting hogs in the Ocmulgee swamp of Georiga and 7 miles out you have to take a dump and you come back with no socks but you're wearing snake proof boots? My friend still reminds me of that to this day and it's been 9 years!

If you wake up out of a dead sleep because you thought you heard a Coyote Howl 3 countys away, then load up the truck and try to find said coyote.

If while hunting (insert big game species here) you spot a coyote, pull the coyote call from your possibles bag call it in and blast it ruining any chance of bagging other said game.

"Guilty as Charged"

If you know how to make a duck call sound like a rabbit in distress. (yes it works, actually very well)

If the most expensive rifle you own, can not be used legally to take any big game, though you hunt them all the time.

If you have ever had dead coyotes in the trunk of your car.

That's me I've got two sqeakers hanging there now lol

If you carry your predator call to the deer stand you might be a coyote hunter.

If you watch your favorite predator hunting show through your rifel scope you might be a coyote hunter... Hey don't laugh it's good practice lol

If you just read this whole thread to your wife and none of it shocked or suprised her you might be a coyote hunter.

If your 6 year old can tell you what a coyote has been eating because he examines coyote scat, you might be a coyote hunter.

When your the only one at the range sitting down and practicing off shooting sticks, you might be a coyote hunter

1. Ever used your daughter's Zoo Zoo pet at an attractor cuz yer Robo Jack is busted.
2. No longer think coyotes stink that bad.
3. Practice your skinning skills on that [beeep] neighbor dog.
4. Stretched and dried a pelt on a BMX bike.
5. Financed an electric game caller.
6. Hunted in a city park.
7. On your last hunt you lost 2 fingers to frost bite but your main gripe was that you kept shootin 2 inches high.
8. Acutally know the difference between challenge howls, interigationa and female coyote howls.
9. Hate deer season because you can't night hunt dogs.
10. Own more than 3 "Coyote guns".
11. Can decifer a text message "TPN OVR DOGS."