If your camo pants/boots smell like three week old cow dung to mask your scent, You might be a Coyote Hunter.

If your rifle and scope cost more than your huntin' truck....you might be a coyote hunter.

If you use the wind indicating chalk in church to pick a good place to set [up],....you might be a coyote hunter.

If you put more miles on two tracks than asphalt, you might just be a coyote hunter.

You guys are freakin hilarious!!!!

If you make your daughter cry because you rip out the stuffing out of a toy monkey to replace the topper that was on your JIB that a hawk stole, you might be a coyote hunter!!!

If you think nothing of covering a couple thousand dollars worth of fine hunting equipment with a couple of dollars worth of flat krylon you might be a coyote hunter.

If you ever kissed a dead coyote on the nose........

Yes I had to say it before someone else did, I know a couple of you probably thought about pickin on me about it in this thread, LOL.

t/c223encore.

JUST HILARIOUS ALL OF THEM

the bad thing is I have done about 90% of all of it LOL

If you have ever had a disscussion with the game warden about the legalities of shooting off a state HWY right of way right after shooting a coyote using the hood of your truck as a rest, you might be a coyote hunter.

drscott

By the way I proved him wrong. They have changed the law sense then so don't do it.

if you buy a motorized cat toy at the petstore to use as a decoy...you might be a coyote hunter.

If the first thing that comes to mind after finding a job after being unemployed for 4 months is "now i can't go calling every day".... you might be a coyote hunter

If you use rabbit distress calls to get your dog to come in from way out back.... you might be a coyote hunter.

If you spend more than an hour a day on PM...you might be a coyote hunter.

If your willing to spend $1800 and drive 2000 miles to kill something you cant eat,,,,,,,,,YOU MIGHT BE A COYOTE HUNTER



I AM DOING IT NEXT WEEK.

If you've been pulled over more than once for being a "suspicious vehicle" ..... you might be a coyote hunter.

If you spend Valentines day entered in a 2 day coyote calling contest instead of spending it with your wife.You might be a coyote hunter.

If you see a road killed rabbit and wished you had been there at the moment of impact to record it's dying screams to make an MP3 file, you might be a coyote hunter.

If your truck and driveway have so much mud from your hunting property that you wonder whether you might be guilty of stealing land, you might be a coyote hunter.

If your wife can't find an outlet to plug in her hair dryer because all are occupied with recharging batteries, you might be a coyote hunter.

If there is enough dust on the dash of your huntin rig to support a vegetable garden, you might be a coyote hunter.


If "Did you kill anything" are the first words out of your wifes mouth upon returning home, you may be a coyote hunter.


If you think cactus thorns in tire sidewalls are normal, you may be a coyote hunter

Last tire I had fixed, last week they pulled 7 mesquite thorns out of it. I always have a flat.

drscott