I saw a guy post this statement in another thread.

"If you watch a predator hunting video and can "name that tune" for the sound being played, you might be a predator caller."

Expanding on that, and the "you might be a redneck* theme, I thought it might be fun to start a thread for the coyote hunters.

Sooooo, think of some ways to tell if you or somebody you know "you might be a coyote hunter".

If you drive down the highway looking out the side window mentally picturing a coyote stand every 3/4 mile.

If when driving down the interstate, you spend more time watching the prairies than you do the road, you might be a coyote hunter.





My wife gets so mad at me. lol

You might be a coyote hunter if you enjoy spending the whole day listening to dieing animals in hopes of seeing an animal that wants to eat that dieing animal.

Dang desertram, you're fast. lol


I see we think alike.

If you Name your son WILEY you might be a coyote hunter!!!!

If you can identify coyote poop driving down dirt roads at 50 mph.

if your dash board looks like a reloading bench

If your wife farts, you turn around thinking you just heard your favorite rabbit distress sound.

If can say B*tch Talk in front of your wife and you don't get slapped, you might be a coyote hunter.

If your wife hasn't seen you on a saturday since October, you might be a coyote hunter.

If every vehicle you own has a mouth call hangin from the mirror and a rifle in the gun rack.


Your wife says "its 20 below and its snowing, are you really going out today?" you repley "yep" as you swing your camo coat on......


You remeber to put a rifle in your wifes car on the way to grandmas house but you forget the baby......

if seeing a coyote in a non-huntable area gives you the red @ss, you might be a coyote hunter.

10) If you own more camoflauge than dress jackets...
9) If you've ever picked up coyote scat and put it in your truck...
8) If you've ever worn out the Rewind button on your remote, from re-watching the kill shots on coyote videos...
7) If you've ever gave a dead coyote a helicopter spin burial...
6) If you've ever picked up milk at the grocery store, with blood all over your pant legs...
5) If you've ever ever rolled down your window and did a "Ki-Yi", just to see the expression on the dogwalker's faces...
4) If you know all the words to "Come Along Little Doggie"....
3) If you've ever told you wife "No" about her buying new shoes, but you've got a $700 ecaller on order...
2) If you are grossed out with the thought of kissing another man, but think nothing of sticking an openreed call in you mouth, right after your buddy blew on it...





1) If your wife's laundry room looks like this...and she's cool with it, you might be a coyote hunter!


Love the "Bittch Talk" one...that's funny! Sounds like a new daytime talk show on TV.

Tony

Tony...Your wife IS cool! LOL LOL Do not think that would ''Fly'' at my place! LOL