Government Inspector & the Farmer

hm1996

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An old farmer was repairing a damaged fence one afternoon when he was approached by a fellow who introduced himself as a government inspector. The inspector explained that he wanted to take a closer look at his livestock.

The farmer said, "You can't go into that pasture........"

The government agent pulled out his badge and told the farmer, "this badge says I can go anywhere I wish."

With that the old farmer stepped back and watched the agent climb the fence. When the agent was half way across the pasture, the old bull spotted him and charged.

The agent made a dash for the fence but the bull was gaining ground fast. The agent spotted the old farmer sitting on the fence watching and cried out, "don't just sit there, do something!". The farmer calmly replied, "Show him your badge."

Regards,
hm
 
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