The Queen & Dolly Go To Heaven

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The Queen & Dolly Go To Heaven

Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both go
before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.

Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the Angel must
decide which of them gets in.

The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to
Heaven.

Dolly takes off her top and says, 'Look at these, they're the most perfect
breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see
them every day, for eternity.'

The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question.

The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, drinks it down, then
pees into a toilet and pulls the lever.

The Angel says, 'OK, your Majesty, you may go in.'

Dolly is outraged and asks, 'What was that all about? I show you two of
God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She pees into a pot and
she gets in! Would you explain that to me?'

'Sorry, Dolly,' says the Angel, ‘but even in Heaven, a Royal Flush beats a Pair -
no matter how big they are.'
 
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