LOL, as a matter of fact, there were scantilly clad females involved! But, alas, they weren't of the showgirl persuasion. I was playing around the pool with my grandkids, when I slipped and fell. Fractured S5, bruised S4, and bruised T11. Put a fair sized knot on the back of my head, too. Dr. says stay horizontal for the next 3-4 days. It even hurts to cough.