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Well jr. wuzza tetched, enda near-sighted{cuzza he went without air for an hr @ birth}. Rat, as he wuzza at the lake edge. He done tripped, head-long rat inta #440 connibear...THWACK!! It done caved in his blow-hole anda made his eyes bulge out.

Well, ole Ganpa a heard him-a thrashin et a gurglin. So he ranned toward jr. Wit dat ole dried "kahoona" witch wuzza caught in da back ofva his possum thong. Made a "THAWACKIDA" THAWACKICDA" noise as he ranned, to hep jr...
 
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WELL ole OKIE1 done aseeng wat twas a happeng ta Jr anda cum a rideng up real fast ona dis pale white stallion ta hep Jr out whilst Kibry anda Wooly twas still ageteng dem skuds fired off et dem naked chickens anda da other dogooders.
Well by da time OKIE1 anda granpa got ta Jr he had done expried anda ole OKIE1 he wint anda said a few words anda throud sum of dis stuff dat all da walkng ded keep ina der right shirt pocket ina Jr's face anda surnuf ole Jr hea............... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
 
blurts out, in a cerebral hypoxic kinda way...Honest, Ganpa...I wuzza jest heping dat sheep tru da fence, huh?.
Well, see'ns how dat ole connibear done bulged out jr's eyes. Now he looked lack won of dem african chameleons /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif.

Well, finally ole wooly done kilt da last naked chicken, den....
 
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ole wooly struka a gaze upona jr wit dem ole buggd out peepers turnt rount a begunst to runnin out of thar.When Ganpa
seed dis he cided write den a dar that da timin was just
abouta wight and he tooka ater that ole wooly with a heapa
motion boild up inem a sight. Ganpa wasa chasin ole wooly
down da lakeshor when allda suttin ole wooly jumpt en da
lake. and den...........
 
ole OKIE1 anda Jr cum aradgn up on da stallion,cause ole Jr wasa one of dem walkng ded now to, anda jest as ole gandpa twas afixng ta jamp inta lake ta do ole Wooly in, ole Kirby lat outa screm dat woulda curled da toes ona bout anyathang dat had toes dat hea taws afixng ta.................
 
drop a nutter tater in his depends. Cuzzin he wuzza afflicted wit a colon problem, since birth /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif.

Anyways, Ma's leakin hump done dried up by now. She den started ta eye-ballin ole wooly, tinkin he wuzza good breedin stock {he resembled ole KBF, but wuzza alot smaller} /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif.

Ma, den pulls owt her lip-gloss{hog-grease} froma her chew tin, et commenced to get all gussy-ed up, for...
 
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a litel skineen dipptng anda sum action with ole Woody en da lake.
Wela jast as Ma hada shed her overalls anda twas fixng ta jump in /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif.........................
 
Anna big-ole chuncka petrified stinky possum-roast, what ben festering under Ma's goiter since she wuzza wee-one. Done flopped to da ground, witha THUD!. Well dis, immediately kilt all da thistle weed ina 100yrd radius /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif.

Well, ole wooly first noticed Ma's 1-hoof anna stump, as well asa big ole pile of dead horse-fly's alayin by dem. Den he panned his gaze upwards, ta soak up her beauty. Den he taked one look at ole Ma in da raw, et went blind from the horror of it all /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smiliesmack.gif. Den...
 
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ole OKIE1 anda Jr cum a ridng up.

Anda dat pale white hoss dat dey wus on done syped MA astandng der in da raw anda cuma ta a stop so fast dat OKIE1 ana Jr went aflyng off anda landed rite in da ................. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smiliesmack.gif
 
Grizz, lack burly arms of ole Ma. She done dropped jr, rat aways. Cuzzin of da bacon grease on'er biceps.

Well, Ma's tongue a comea flickerin out toward ole OKIE1. Lacka one of dem ant-eaters, affixin ta eat termites fruma mound /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grinning-smiley-006.gif.

Well, dis made ole wooly jealous /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/angry-smiley-055.gif. Causin him ta...
 
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splachng anda cussng lac a dumb ediot dat he twas. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/angry-smiley-055.gif

Well ole Kirby wasa still up da hill aways jest a rollng on da ground anda LHAO at da gonens on down thar. Den he seen dis dark shader over him and when he looked up low and behold he seen big ole Misses KFB a lookng over him and she hada fire ina her eyes and twas relly mad as all getout bout oke KFB agettng blowed up. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif

Now ole Kibry din't aknow wether ta [beeep] or go blind /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif when ole misses KFB aleans down anda starts ta...................
 
admire alla his custom calls. He done bought from some PM guys, ahangin about his neck /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grinning-smiley-003.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif.

Well Mrs. KBF, abeing a coyote hunter/killer herself. Felta a mutual kinda bond, wit gimpy ole kirby. kirby den, pointed his crooked trigger finger at ole OKIE1, anna said, "Not olny is dis thread adriven me insane" but OKIE1, twon't let me go in peace!" /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

Rat den, kirby done chomped ona cyanide capsule /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif. He done saved fur such a special occasion. Den, sadness /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif et rage /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/angry-smiley-055.gif done came over Mrs KBF...So she laid ole kirby's lifeless & limp carcass onda ground.

Den let out a thunderous roar, et charged flatout wit fangs barred /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grinning-smiley-006.gif @ ole OKIE1...
 
anda den she gat acolse anuf ta see how hamsum ole OKIE1 twas it twas luva et first site anda ole OKIE1 done anda seen da luv ina her eyes anda felt da same away.

So they hopped up ona the da ole pal white and rode offa inta da sunset a singng happy trails anda thinkng bout da up and comeng fur season.

DA DA DA END!!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif
 
Hey Kirby,

Glad ya done anda tooked dat cyanide pill.

It taws fun fer awhile. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grinning-smiley-006.gif
 
Yep, had a blast! myself. Haven't laughed that hard in a long while. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grinning-smiley-003.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif


BTW, I taint really dead! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smiliesmack.gif

Later, OKIE1 /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif
 
Yep, me to! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grinning-smiley-003.gif
Anda I ain't aded nether. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grinning-smiley-006.gif

Maybe sometime in the not to furure we can get another one like that going. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused1.gif

Maybe we can both get back on our Meds now. LOL /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grinning-smiley-006.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grinning-smiley-006.gif
 
You guys need to write a book. I'd dang sure buy the first one. Gotta figure out how to copy and past this stuff so I can keep it for my grandkids.

Ok, tommorow night, part II
 
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