The evil mother in law sent this to me. I'm confused because there's nothing negative about me here.HAHA
> A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in
> > her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the
> > remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by
> > first graders, but there are some good ones nonetheless - their insight may
> > surprise you.
> >
> > Better to be safe than......................punch a 5th grader
> >
> > Strike while the ...........................bug is close
> >
> > It's always darkest before..................Daylight Savings Time.
> >
> > Never underestimate the power of............termites
> >
> > You can lead a horse to water but...........how?
> >
> > Don't bite the hand that....................looks dirty
> >
> > No news is..................................impossible
> >
> > A miss is as good as a......................Mr.
> >
> > You can't teach an old dog new..............math
> >
> > If you lie down with dogs, you'll...........stink in the morning
> >
> > Love all, trust.............................me
> >
> > The pen is mightier than the................pigs
> >
> > An idle mind is.............................the best way to relax
> >
> > Where there's smoke there's.................pollution
> >
> > Happy the bride who.........................gets all the presents
> >
> > A penny saved is............................not much
> >
> > Two's company, three's......................the Musketeers
> >
> > Don't put off till tomorrow what............you put on to go to bed
> >
> > Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and.....you have to blow
> > your nose
> >
> > There are none so blind as..................Stevie Wonder
> >
> > Children should be seen and not.............spanked or grounded
> >
> > If at first you don't succeed...............get new batteries
> >
> > You get out of something only what you......see in the picture on the box
> >
> > When the blind leadeth the blind............get out of the way
> >
> > And the favorite............
> >
> >
> > Better late than............................pregnant
> A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in
> > her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the
> > remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by
> > first graders, but there are some good ones nonetheless - their insight may
> > surprise you.
> >
> > Better to be safe than......................punch a 5th grader
> >
> > Strike while the ...........................bug is close
> >
> > It's always darkest before..................Daylight Savings Time.
> >
> > Never underestimate the power of............termites
> >
> > You can lead a horse to water but...........how?
> >
> > Don't bite the hand that....................looks dirty
> >
> > No news is..................................impossible
> >
> > A miss is as good as a......................Mr.
> >
> > You can't teach an old dog new..............math
> >
> > If you lie down with dogs, you'll...........stink in the morning
> >
> > Love all, trust.............................me
> >
> > The pen is mightier than the................pigs
> >
> > An idle mind is.............................the best way to relax
> >
> > Where there's smoke there's.................pollution
> >
> > Happy the bride who.........................gets all the presents
> >
> > A penny saved is............................not much
> >
> > Two's company, three's......................the Musketeers
> >
> > Don't put off till tomorrow what............you put on to go to bed
> >
> > Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and.....you have to blow
> > your nose
> >
> > There are none so blind as..................Stevie Wonder
> >
> > Children should be seen and not.............spanked or grounded
> >
> > If at first you don't succeed...............get new batteries
> >
> > You get out of something only what you......see in the picture on the box
> >
> > When the blind leadeth the blind............get out of the way
> >
> > And the favorite............
> >
> >
> > Better late than............................pregnant
