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some of you require additional supervision - Idiots
The Toronto Star is reporting that a man was hunting at night, which is apparently illegal, (I have no idea why that's illegal) in Belleville, Canada when came across a 3-year-old's pet pony which he claims he mistook for a bear. (Oh, that's why it's illegal)
Realizing he had (goofed) up he climbed over the neighbors fence on the family farm and cut the (expletive deleted) pony's head off so the police wouldn't be able to trace his bullet.
"If somebody shot her, we probably would have just buried her and that would have been that. But what happened after - cutting off her head so police couldn't trace the bullet - that upset everybody."
As soon as word got out that the pony had been killed neighbors began calling the police with tips as to who had decapitated the pony. Idiots aren't hardly as inconspicuous as they think they are. Remember, the skills necessary to recognize incompetence are the same skills required to not be incompetent. So in other words, if you think you are an idiot, chances are you are not an idiot. Those of you that know that you are not idiots are the ones that are going to require additional supervision.
Richard Van Ness, is being with charged with killing an animal, careless use and storage of a firearm as well as hunting violations, including using a light to hunt at night.
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begin article:
some of you require additional supervision - Idiots
The Toronto Star is reporting that a man was hunting at night, which is apparently illegal, (I have no idea why that's illegal) in Belleville, Canada when came across a 3-year-old's pet pony which he claims he mistook for a bear. (Oh, that's why it's illegal)
Realizing he had (goofed) up he climbed over the neighbors fence on the family farm and cut the (expletive deleted) pony's head off so the police wouldn't be able to trace his bullet.
"If somebody shot her, we probably would have just buried her and that would have been that. But what happened after - cutting off her head so police couldn't trace the bullet - that upset everybody."
As soon as word got out that the pony had been killed neighbors began calling the police with tips as to who had decapitated the pony. Idiots aren't hardly as inconspicuous as they think they are. Remember, the skills necessary to recognize incompetence are the same skills required to not be incompetent. So in other words, if you think you are an idiot, chances are you are not an idiot. Those of you that know that you are not idiots are the ones that are going to require additional supervision.
Richard Van Ness, is being with charged with killing an animal, careless use and storage of a firearm as well as hunting violations, including using a light to hunt at night.
Related Diatribes
Man Gets Three Years in Prison for tossing Dog Into On Coming Traffic
I didn't believe anything put you in prison without a prior criminal record short of blowing up a Federal building with a Ryder truck full of cow sh_t.
Convicted cat killer loses bid for parole over 200 letters sent opposing his release
Barry Herbeck would kill cats that he would get by answering ads people put in the paper seeking good homes for their pets.
Copyright © 1998 - 2001 Digital Gasoline LLC. All Rights Reserved. For entertainment purposes only. All content is provided as is, with no warranty stated or implied regarding the quality or accuracy of any content on or off the Eightball Magazine.com website. All trademarks and copyrights are property of their respective owners.
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