goofy list

wybob

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Its cold an windy and snowing out, I'm kinda bored so I thought I'd compile a list of
things that dont
necessarily go together to well.

1--Black ice & lead feet--
2--Door jambs & fingers--
3--Frozen metal & tongues--
4--Three inch sewer pipe & and four inch turds--
5--Pretty girls & too much makeup--
6--Not so pretty girls & not enough makeup--
7--Biting stingin critters & dangling appendages--
8--BB's & eyeballs--
9--Rap & speakers--
10--April fiftenth & my wallet

Please add some of yours to the list.
 
Obama and Presidency..........Pelosi and botox.....
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Originally Posted By: OldTurtleCold Weather and a Full Bladder

OT, im going to disagree. i think it should read "cold fingers and a full bladder"
 
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Caucasians and basketball

Rosie O'donnell and men

Jim Carrey in "Gone with the wind"

Caddyshack 2 and "Production"

Cowboys and Aliens (actually saw a movie trailer for that one)

Bill Gates and soup kitchen

Chupa and mensa(sp?) score


Chupa
 
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