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Two buddies were creeping through the woods squirrel hunting one beautiful October morning. They each had two squirrels but were having no success in meeting their limits. As they came to a logging road they noticed a guy walking toward them in a hurry. Oddly, he was dressed in normal clothes, not camo, he had no gun, and a passel of squirrels in his left hand.
They waited on him as he approached and noticed the closer he got that this guy was seriously UGLY. Being polite they asked how his morning was going and the fellow was very friendly. He even invited them to his camp, which he said was just up the road, for coffee. They accepted and as they walked asked the stranger how he had killed so many squirrels with no gun. "I ugly 'em to death," he replied. The two friends weren't sure how to take that response so they let it go. When they arrived at the strangers camp, they saw the UGLIEST WOMAN they had ever seen, who immediately got up to go get them coffee. The braver of the two friends quietly asked, "Is your wife as good at getting squirrels as you are?" "Naw, she messes them up too bad," the stranger replied.
Two buddies were creeping through the woods squirrel hunting one beautiful October morning. They each had two squirrels but were having no success in meeting their limits. As they came to a logging road they noticed a guy walking toward them in a hurry. Oddly, he was dressed in normal clothes, not camo, he had no gun, and a passel of squirrels in his left hand.
They waited on him as he approached and noticed the closer he got that this guy was seriously UGLY. Being polite they asked how his morning was going and the fellow was very friendly. He even invited them to his camp, which he said was just up the road, for coffee. They accepted and as they walked asked the stranger how he had killed so many squirrels with no gun. "I ugly 'em to death," he replied. The two friends weren't sure how to take that response so they let it go. When they arrived at the strangers camp, they saw the UGLIEST WOMAN they had ever seen, who immediately got up to go get them coffee. The braver of the two friends quietly asked, "Is your wife as good at getting squirrels as you are?" "Naw, she messes them up too bad," the stranger replied.
