Boys will be....

Redfrog

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You find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2! .) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odour is.

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Austin ! , TX has a 5-minute response time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

23.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
 
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My wheels were spinning with the clorox and brake fluid too. That was a good one. We used to make concoctions when I worked at a restaurant while in college. We used to make eggs like rubber balls. They bounced really good.
 
I'm glad that I wasn't the only one thinking about the brake fluid and Clorox /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
 
I cant beleive that.
I really was thinking about mixing Clorox and Brake Fluid.
Right after I read that I thought to myself "I wonder where the break fluid is?" /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
Im 19 years old for cryin out loud why am I thinkin about doing something so pointless?Maybe because its cool but thats no excuse......Ok so yeah it is.I gotta go look for the brake fluid now.
I'll grow up someday. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
 
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