The Union

[live to predator hunt]

A dedicated Teamsters Union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and
as you would expect, decided to check out the brothels nearby. When he got to
the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?" No, she replied,
"I'm sorry it isn't." "Well, if I pay you $100.00, what cut do the girls get?"
"The house gets $80.00 and the girls get $20.00."

Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the man stomped off down the
street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search
continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded,
"Why, yes sir, this IS a Union House. " The man asked, "And if I pay you
$100.00, what cut do the girls get?" "The girls get $80.00 and the house
gets $20.00"

"That's more like it!" the union man said. He handed the Madam
$100.00, looked around the room and pointed to a stunningly attractive
blonde. "I'd like her for the night."

"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam, then gesturing to an 85-year old
woman in the corner, "but according to the Union rules, Ethel here has
Seniority."

 

[Jack Roberts]

How true!

 

[Silverfox]

Say Mike, does this look anything like Ethel???

 

[NYnovice]

I'm a union man and I'm offended...
at how true it is! lol!

 

[chuckduster01]

How funny this would be if it werent true. I have been a member of laborers international for almost eight years, and finding a comment that could be posted was a tuffy. As i see it they take my money, so that they can keep the people that ought to be headed down the road employed. I know that some of ya will disagree, but before ya all chastize me remember that this is just one working stiffs opinion. on the plus side I do have some of the best insurance out there.