A guy in Northern Minnesota woke up one morning with a bear on his roof. Not sure what to do, he looked in the Yellow pages and found Northern Minnesota Bear Removal. So he calls. A few hours later a guy shows up and starts unloading his truck with a ladder, a baseball bat,a 12 gauge shotgun and a big mean pit bull. The home owner as what his plan was. The bear exterminator said he was going to go on the roof, knock the bear off the roof with the bat and the dog would grab the bear by the nuts and hold him until he was calm enough to cage. The owner asked what the gun was for. The exterminator said if the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog.
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