I took 3 bales of straw and stacked them on top of each other horizontally so that the end grain of the straw is facing front. Put 2 lengths of 4x4 on each side, one front and one back. Ran some lengths of all thread through the 4x4s top and bottom and compressed the bales while wet.
I carry a gun because a cop is to heavy.

Average response time for a 911 call is 10 min.
Average response time for a .45acp is 900FPS.

Remember, if you're not pissing off a liberal......You are one!
Ted Nugent