END IT WITH * you might be a coyote hunter* (a fun thread maybe)

if your sitting with your back to one of next years Christmas trees and the temperature gets above zero degrees and it feels like a heat wave you might be a predator hunter
 
When it's your wife's Birthday and she see's a new tripod in your office and thinks it's her Birthday gift for her new expensive camera....
....only to walk in on you mounting your new Shockwave to it and it makes her cry....

well....you might be a coyote hunter.
 
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If every time you walk up the stairs you bark and howl and make distress sounds... you might be a coyote hunter
If you are obsessed with coyote hunting, and you haven't even shot one yet... you might be a coyote hunter
 
If you can't wake up at 7 for work or school, but you jump out of bed at 3 am to go hunting no questions asked nor alarms needed, you might be a coyote hunter
 
You might be a coyote hunter when you have to do an exam to keep your position at work but found out a coworker has a coyote problem and your concentration is more about studying his property than work notes.
 
If you have to explain to wildlife "conservationists" who whine and cry about the poor little doggie that real conservation is offing some of the coyote population you might be a coyote hunter.

If you have to explain to the same jokers that Bob Barker's Humane Society slogan of "spay and neuter your pet" doesn't work for coyotes so bullets are the best substitute you might be a coyote hunter.
 
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If you're a man…….and you wear makeup--green, black, and brown--early in the morning….you might be a predator hunter! LOL I kill myself!
 
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