END IT WITH * you might be a coyote hunter* (a fun thread maybe)

adi, what if you're hunting hogs in the Ocmulgee swamp of Georiga and 7 miles out you have to take a dump and you come back with no socks but you're wearing snake proof boots? My friend still reminds me of that to this day and it's been 9 years!
 
If you wake up out of a dead sleep because you thought you heard a Coyote Howl 3 countys away, then load up the truck and try to find said coyote.
 
If while hunting (insert big game species here) you spot a coyote, pull the coyote call from your possibles bag call it in and blast it ruining any chance of bagging other said game.

"Guilty as Charged"
 
If you know how to make a duck call sound like a rabbit in distress. (yes it works, actually very well)

If the most expensive rifle you own, can not be used legally to take any big game, though you hunt them all the time.

If you have ever had dead coyotes in the trunk of your car.
 
If you just read this whole thread to your wife and none of it shocked or suprised her you might be a coyote hunter.

If your 6 year old can tell you what a coyote has been eating because he examines coyote scat, you might be a coyote hunter.
 
1. Ever used your daughter's Zoo Zoo pet at an attractor cuz yer Robo Jack is busted.
2. No longer think coyotes stink that bad.
3. Practice your skinning skills on that [beeep] neighbor dog.
4. Stretched and dried a pelt on a BMX bike.
5. Financed an electric game caller.
6. Hunted in a city park.
7. On your last hunt you lost 2 fingers to frost bite but your main gripe was that you kept shootin 2 inches high.
8. Acutally know the difference between challenge howls, interigationa and female coyote howls.
9. Hate deer season because you can't night hunt dogs.
10. Own more than 3 "Coyote guns".
11. Can decifer a text message "TPN OVR DOGS."
 
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if your up at this time of day looking at PM and havent slept yet when you have a test at 8am, you might be a coyote hunter
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If you grab a tshirt out of the dirty clothes and spray it down with cover scent and call it good..

If you wake your family up on weekends by storming into their room and howling...

If you have no problem spending days and days doing calculations for reloading but you don't have time to balance your check book...
 
If you set your FoxPro outside in the bushes next to the door Halloween night and hit the "serenade" button on the remote when kids knock on the door...

Try it! It's fun!
 
If you duck/upland dog will switch from finding a bird to I'm going to get that coyote for you.....you might be a coyote hunter.

The late great Colby Jack seen enough of em dead that he knew they were fair game too.
 
Originally Posted By: Rost-SDIf you set your FoxPro outside in the bushes next to the door Halloween night and hit the "serenade" button on the remote when kids knock on the door...

Try it! It's fun!

Thats my ringtone.
 
When all the stray cats in your neighborhood start disappearing and you're the main culprit, you might be a coyote hunter!

When you wake up in the middle of the night thinking that you heard howls, then it dawns on you that you live in the suburbs, you might be a coyote hunter!

When deer hunters ask, "Why do you hunt them if you can't eat them?", and you respond back by saying, "When are you going to start hunting something with some balls?", you might be a coyote hunter!

When your family and friends start calling and asking if you're alright because they haven't heard from you in forever, you might be a coyote hunter!

When someone at your work gets laid off, and you go into your boss's office and ask him to lay you off instead, you might be a coyote hunter!

~~Dead Dog
 
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If you ever ended up in the bar pit on the shoulder of a gravel road, upside down in your Ford Ranger. All because a coyote ran out in the road and then darted left, then right, then left and cause a flat spin at 60 mph!
 
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