Ha! or really unlucky, hes now my best pard and is quite the philanderer. I work outta town and mrs Podunk takes care of em. She doesnt yet know his tricks. If theres a female in heat ol Goobers got to investigate. She stops by the ranch to feed him around 5 or 530 and then stays with my grandma when Im outta town. One day he comes up missing, mrs Podunk knew he was my favorite so she sets out looking for him. Finds em a half mile away penned up in a mans yard with a female bulldog. Upon seeing the truck he hopped the fence and loaded up. The man says, that dogs been at my house every day around noon then leaves around 430.He had slipped his collar and laid on it inside his house so mrs podunk wouldnt know he was loose.