END IT WITH * you might be a coyote hunter* (a fun thread maybe)

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If you fall asleep while attending the World Predator Calling championships....You might be a Coyote hunter...

What are you saying Jeff??? My calling put you to sleep!?!
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April fools.
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Would that kinda be like if you listen to the sound of a rabbit distress on your FOXPRO to help you sleep?
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I am guilty of doing it.
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Originally Posted By: gonzmgWhen you are away at work for three weeks and you talk to you hunting partner more than your wife. Ha, I can relate to that one!
 
when your post count on predator masters is as high as the moderators and your join date is earlier you may have always been a coyote hunter.
when you feel you owe predator masters a dept of gratitude because of the great guys who gather here. you might be a coyote hunter.
if you find yourself looking on other sites to find other predator masters friends you might be a coyote hunter.
if you surf more call porn on the computer then doing any work on it you might be a coyote hunter.
 
if you can get up at 4:30 in the morning without an alarm to go calling but you cant make it to work at 8:00 am on a regular bassis you might be a coyote hunter.
 
or if you always get up at 3:00 but can't stay awake past 9 you might be a coyote hunter.
if you can shower shave make coffee surf all the call sites chat on face book drink two mugs load all the gear buy gas before your hunting partners get out of bed to leave before daylight. you might still be a anxious coyote hunter.
 
If you go into a fabric store for some fake fur for your latest homebuilt decoy .....

...... you might be a coyote hunter.

(I got some odd looks there!)


Three 44s
 
If your wife demands that you remove the pelts from the dryer so she can throw in a load of clothes, you might be a coyote hunter.

If your wife who doesn't hunt knows the difference between a distress call and a howler, you might be a coyote hunter.

If people walking in your neighborhood deliberately cross the street when passing your house, because your garage looks like this, you might be a coyote hunter.

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If someone gets in your truck and you spend 3 minutes clearing the seat of calls, shooting sticks, and camo you might be a coyote hunter.

If you get back from a couple of stands and your wife makes you get undressd at the door you might be a coyote hunter...or just lucky!
 
If you leave your "Yote" decoy on your front lawn year round just watch the reaction of people driving by.


Mark2
 
If you make more kissing sounds in the timber than you do in your bedroom... you might be a predator hunter.

If you wake up in the morning with hard wood on your mind, and your thinking about cocobolo... you might be a predator call maker.

Brian
 
if you think the prettiest thing God ever designed is hidden inside a burl, you might be a coyote call collecter
when art work to you has carver,R&R tj yotehunter bmyer arky and charsky ect. as a signature
 
If you spend as much time looking for coyote sign as you do turkey sign in the spring and deer sign in November, you might be a coyote hunter.
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If you postpone Shoulder repair surgery until spring and learn to shoot left handed as good as you can right so you can finish the season_____
 
Originally Posted By: OldTurtleQuote:if you ever get called to the office in school cause some of your friends put the coyote out of the back of your truck and threw it on the principles car and the principle knew that you are the only one in the school to coyote hunt. True story

Glad to see the MO Boys haven't lost their sense of adventure/humor...

ya i got some fun friends and we jus got a new principle. he aint as funny as that one was . he just laughed and told me to make sure i get them in the freezer before school haha
 

...If you no longer go back to the trailer to take a nap during the middle of the day when deer/elk/antelope hunting...
 
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...if you've ever left a rubber rattlesnake on the ground by your hunting buddies side of the truck on your way out to a stand, just so he could find it on the way back...
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...if you've ever nearly had a bullet hole in the bottom of your truck due to close range richochets...
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