END IT WITH * you might be a coyote hunter* (a fun thread maybe)

When your son in 2nd grade writes in his daily school journal on Monday about the coyote you shot while he was huting with you on Saturday you might be a coyote hunter.

If your wife's follow up question is "why not" after asking "did you kill one" then you might be a coyote hunter.
 
If you just got a fresh 6 inch snow no wind and at day break you find a fresh set of tracks,pull over shut it off and start hiking across 3- 4 miles and jump him in a creek or ditch in the middle of a cornfield and make the shot,hike back to your truck smiling...you might be a
 
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if you read somewhere that an AR-15 wasn't enough for coyotes, but a 17 Rem was...
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Cheers TA...
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Originally Posted By: TikkaSporterIf you can shoot a one inch group at 500 yards, a prarie dog at 905 yards, but miss a coyote at 10 feet!!!

How true LMAO
 
When you wake up every hour on the hour so you can peak through your spotting scope over looking the scrap pile out back... you might be a coyote hunter.

If the rifle/scope combo you just bought was worth 2 mortgage payments ... you might be a coyote hunter.

If you spend every minute you possibly can reading posts on Predator Masters .... you might be a coyote hunter.
 
Originally Posted By: TikkaSporterif someone yells to you in the parking lot that you have a transmission leak...

That was a classic!
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If you have to throw a coat over the loaded AR-15 and 12 gauge in the seat while picking your kid up at school....

If after four days of deer or elk hunting you and your hunting partner look at each other and say, "This is boring. Lets go call a coyote."....
 
If your 3 kids think it's cool to wail on like a dying rabbit simultaneously with dad while mom shakes her head and covers her ears....

If your 3 kids drop what they're doing to watch "those cool coyote videos"...

If in a driving snowstorm when you can just barely see your decoy you smile to yourself, completely at peace with the world...

If in spite of an extremely low success rate you spend large sums of money on gas and gear to hike for miles for hours on end in search of a few seconds of adrenaline....

...you might be a coyote hunter.
 
Originally Posted By: tt35
If you have to throw a coat over the loaded AR-15 and 12 gauge in the seat while picking your kid up at school...

Different guns, dropping them off instead of picking them up, towel instead of coat and that's me most days of the week.

If the sight of maggots in the bed of your truck isn't alarming, then you might be a coyote hunter.

If you have sprinkled lime in the back of your truck to cut down on "that" smell, you might be a coyote hunter.
 
If you're heading eastbound on I-40 at 75mph, you're licking you chops as some great looking "calling country" and out of nowhere you're 3 year old daughter says, "hey daddy, that looks like a good place to call coyotes"...you might be a coyote hunter.

If you're heading westbound on I-40 at 75mph and you come to a screaching halt, jump out of the truck and run across the busy interstate to check the fur on a roadkill....you might be an unemployed coyote hunter.

If your kids get kazoos at a birthday party and start making distress sounds with them.....
 
If your 4 year old daughter has a trail cam pic of a coyote eating on a cow carcass on her bedroom door instead of a pic of Hannah Montana, you might be a coyote hunter.
 
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