END IT WITH * you might be a coyote hunter* (a fun thread maybe)

If your wife borrows your truck and the guy at the gas station comments on the "pretty coyote" in the back........


True story,she was sooooooooo embarrassed.
 
If you're 30 minutes late for work and your boss says...did ya get'em?...you might be a coyote hunter.

If you've ever stole one of you wifes stuffed animals from her prized collection to use as a decoy....
 
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you use the wifes lap dog for a decoy
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If you have a spray bottle full of coyote urine in your lunch bucket, you might be a coyote hunter.

If you've spent more time tryin to catch ole Wiley, than ole Wiley has spent tryin to catch the road runner, then you might be a coyote hunter.
 
-If you hate it when people ask if you "caught" anything
-If you've ever shown up for a work meeting wearing camoflauge bibs (true story)
-If at said meeting, manager is reading handbook rules and when it comes to "no firearms on Subway property" she looks you in the eye (same day as above)
-If you've ever shown up to school wearing your camo coat and had to quickly throw away empty cartridge casings
- You and your friends get a kick outta sitting in the back of the classroom blowing a distress call
 
If your driving down to the store and your buddy says what is that noise and he looks on the back of ever seat and you have lanyards of calls hanging fro every seat.
If you go to work and a customer come in and say that's a nice coyote you have walking around the back of your truck.
If your secretaries know what is in the box came for calling coyotes. And they want to see what it looks like. Plus they want to hear it.
When your wife says how can you use all them call.
 
The nice lady at church is calling you to come to her house because she is down to 10 cats out of 17 because of coyotes
you might be......
 
When you take your dogs out for a walk you only use lip squeaks to call them back.
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If your at dinner with a group of customers/suppliers and someone mentions they want a bobcat mounted for their new corporate lodge and everyone looks at you and you say" I keep one or two in the freezer just for such occasions I will have them to you tomorrow"
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If your kids ride your ATV to go trick or treating and the blood on it is not fake



if your friends at work find a dead animal in the back of their truck or car (Yep one crawled right in the back seat before dieing) and everyone has a good idea who did it



if your 13 year old Son runs through the house yelling he is spending the night at a friends house, he grabs an AR 15 before leaving, and his Mother is not upset


your phone has a screaming rabbit for a ring tone and no one in your family thinks it is strange


you have a 700 dollar amplified call that accidentally comes in your saddle bags at full volume and your horse never stops eating


you look forward to Halloween because you can scare the little kids out of your yard with your caller


your kids know the difference between cat and dog tracks

you go for a walk with your wife and kids and the kids stop and inspect every pile of crap they find


your Daughter handles and shoots a gun better than any of her Boyfriends

and last but not least


your Daughter goes to work in your truck and asks the secret service to search her vehicle before she arrives


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She is the Blonde with Long Hair
 
If in one corner of your "living room" there is a remodeled bookcase that houses all your calls...and anything else related to calling coyotes, except the guns...you might be a coyote hunter.

If along another wall across that same room, is a work-table covered in cowhorns/antlers/drill/drill bits/Dremel/and Dremel tool parts, for making your own calls...you might be a coyote hunter.

If every Spring, at work, you are introduced to all the seasonal help as "the Coyote Man" by the head saleman...and he insists that you give demonstrations almost daily...you might be a coyote hunter. (true, oh so true)

If you can't see out the rear window of your pickup, because it's covered with decals that say things like...Carver Calls; TT Custom Calls; Arky; Verminator Calls; PredatorMasters.com;ect...you might be a coyote hunter.

If you travel 30 miles (1 way) in order to pay a traffic ticket in a neighboring county...{and although due to your health, you haven't been able to hunt all winter}, you take along a howler; a distress call; binocs; & your rifle & box of ammo, AND insist on driving only dirt roads in hopes of seeing a coyote out mousing in a field...you might be a coyote hunter. (true story of this morning)

If you do what is described in the previous example, yet the only thing you see is a flock of about 200 turkeys feeding in milo stubs 1/2 mile away from you...and let out a lonesome howl just to watch the reaction of the flock...you might be a coyote hunter.

If while travelling the highways & biways, making deliveries for your job...you have at least one call in you van on which to "practice" your calling sequences...you might be a coyote hunter.

If you can spot a standing coyote that's 200 yds off the highway, while you're traveling 75mph...yet you didn't notice the oncoming Highway Patrol car in your rear view mirror...you might be a coyote hunter.



Most of what everyone else has posted, I've been guilty of!
 
You guys from the warmer climates may not relate to these, but,


If you have experianced frozen snot hanging from both nostrils and you think that it's kewl, you may be a coyote hunter.

If you've had fingers froze and they hurt so bad you wanna cry when they start warming up, you might be a coyote hunter.

Feet and toes, see above. lol

If you tell your wife/girlfriend the little bump on the back of her neck might be from a flea bite, you might be a coyote hunter.
 
Your at the main entry gate to Hanscomb AFB,and the bomb sniffing dogs alert the guys with the M-16's, to the coyote blood on the back bumper of your truck ......

Your 2007 season begins with you contracting whooping cough,so you switch to e-callers for the rest of the season,so you will not cough on the stand......

Your Mom calls you every other day to let you know that she heard coyotes howling,and she knows not to call unless she has the time and exact location of said howls......
 
if you try to hunt coyotes on 10 acres of land!(everyday!)

if you almost turn your girlfriend and friends down on going to the movies friday night to go hunting!

if in school, you think about climbing out the window to hunt the field beside the school!

if you try and persuade the bus driver to go faster, so you have more time to hunt when you get home!

if you try to talk the princeable into letting you start a coyote hunting club in place of spanish class!

if you have 1300 and something odd posts on here in 6 months!
do these on a regular basis!
 
If the only romantic trip you have been on with your wife in a airplane was to Kansas to the Predator Expo, you might be a coyote hunter.

If you owned a truck for 13 years and you have close to 100 pictures of that truck and every picture of the truck has a dead coyote in it, you might be a coyote hunter.

If your truck has a NASCAR number on it, dead coyotes in the bed and a cow terd over the license plate, you may be a "redneck" coyote hunter.

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If you have ever been in a restaurant and had a lady ask if that’s your truck in the parking lot and when you answer yes, she informs you there is something wrong with your dog... you might be a coyote hunter

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Ha ha ha ha ha!!
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These are way better then redneck jokes!


If you ask your neighbor for permision to hunt in there back yard you might be a coyote hunter
 
If you brag about the accomplishments of you Decoy Dog more than you brag about the accomplishments of your children... you might be a coyote hunter.
 
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