a talking parrot

Rim_Runner

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A burglar was working his was thru a house using a small flashlight when a voice from a corner of the room said, “Jesus is watching you”. He turned is flashlight toward the voice and saw a parrot on a perch. He asked the parrot “ was that you?” The parrot replied “Yes, that was me”. The burglar thought wow a talking parrot, so he asked, “what’s your name?” The parrot replied “my name’s Moses. The burglar blurted out “Moses, who would name a parrot Moses?” and the parrot replied, “the same people that named a rottweiler Jesus”.
 
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