Women

Hollowpoint 22

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ELEMENT: Woman
SYMBOL: Wo
DISCOVERER: Adam
ATOMIC MASS: Accepted as 53.6 kg but known to vary from 40 to 200 kg
OCCURRENCE: Copious quantities in all urban areas

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:

* Surface usually covered with a painted film.
* Boils at nothing, freezes without any known reason.
* Melts if given special treatment.
* Bitter if incorrectly used.
* Found in various states ranging from virgin metal to common ore.
* Yields to pressure applied to correct points.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:

* Has a great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious metals.
* Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
* May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.
* Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increased by saturation in alcohol.
* Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

COMMON USES:

* Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
* Can be a great aid in relaxation.
* Very effective cleaning agent.

TESTS:

* Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state.
* Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.

HAZARDS:

* Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
* Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations, provided specimens do not come in contact with each other.

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