Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so his maker asked him,
'What's wrong with you?'
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. His maker said that He was going to make Adam a companion, and that it would be called a woman.
He said, 'This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you; and when you eventually discover clothing, she will wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you. She will always be the first to admit she was wrong - and when you've had a disagreement, she will praise you! She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will NEVER have a headache and she will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.'
Adam asked his maker,
'What will a woman like this cost?'
'An arm and a leg.'
Then Adam asked, 'What can I get for a rib?'
And the rest is history .
'What's wrong with you?'
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. His maker said that He was going to make Adam a companion, and that it would be called a woman.
He said, 'This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you; and when you eventually discover clothing, she will wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you. She will always be the first to admit she was wrong - and when you've had a disagreement, she will praise you! She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will NEVER have a headache and she will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.'
Adam asked his maker,
'What will a woman like this cost?'
'An arm and a leg.'
Then Adam asked, 'What can I get for a rib?'
And the rest is history .