A rancher outside of New Braunfels, TX was going across one of his fields when he saw man using his hand to drink water from his stock pond. He immediately shouted out, "Sehr anganehm! Trink das water nicht! Die kuehe haben darein geschissen." (Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water! The cows have crapped in it.)
The man shouted back, "I'm from New York City down here to campaign for Joe Biden. I can't understand you, please speak English."
The old square head shouted back, " Use both hands!"
The man shouted back, "I'm from New York City down here to campaign for Joe Biden. I can't understand you, please speak English."
The old square head shouted back, " Use both hands!"