Engineers’ Conversion Tables: pretty heavy scientific stuff
Ratio of Igloo circumference to diameter = Eskimo Pi
2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 Nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong
Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon
1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz
Shortest distance between jokes = A straight line
453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds
52 cards = 1 decacards
1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 Fig Newton
1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen
1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
2 monograms = 1 diagram
4 nickels = 2 paradigms
2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
365.25 days = 1 unicycle
Ratio of Igloo circumference to diameter = Eskimo Pi
2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 Nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong
Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon
1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz
Shortest distance between jokes = A straight line
453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds
52 cards = 1 decacards
1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 Fig Newton
1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen
1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
2 monograms = 1 diagram
4 nickels = 2 paradigms
2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
365.25 days = 1 unicycle
