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#3245022 - 05/22/20 11:20 PM Puppies for Sale
hm1996 Offline
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Registered: 07/23/06
Posts: 15740
Loc: S. Texas

One Sunday, a young boy sat on the steps to a large church with a box full of puppies and a sign reading: Democrat puppies for sale, $10.00.

The next Sunday, the same young man with the same box full of puppies appeared on the church steps, this time with a sign that said, Republican puppies for sale, $20.00.

The pastor came out of the church after the service and said to the young lad, "Son, isn't that the same box of puppies you had here last week?"

To which the boy replied, "Yes, sir."

Pastor, "Well last week you claimed they were Democrat puppies and this week you say they are Republican puppies, and the price has doubled; how can that be?"

Little boy, "This week they have their eyes open, pastor."

If what's ahead scares you and what's behind hurts you, look up; He never fails you.

If My people will humble themselves, pray, seek My face & turn from their wicked ways, I will hear from heaven & will forgive their sin & heal their land.

#3245038 - 05/23/20 07:38 AM Re: Puppies for Sale [Re: hm1996]
obaro Offline
Die Hard Member II

Registered: 09/14/04
Posts: 1527
Loc: Monument kansas
Good 'un!

#3245051 - 05/23/20 01:15 PM Re: Puppies for Sale [Re: hm1996]
Bob_Atl Offline
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Registered: 01/09/15
Posts: 2148
Loc: in the field, or not..
Good clean joke, TKS..
.... rule #9 ....


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