vahunter
Active member
The Recession hits everyone differently

> The recession has hit everybody really hard:
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> My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
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> CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
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> Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
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> A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.
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> I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
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> If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
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> McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
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> Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
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> Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
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> My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!
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> A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
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> A picture is now only worth 200 words.
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> When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.