THE 2020 DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION SCHEDULE
MONDAY JULY 20, 2020
1:30 PM
FREE LUNCH, FREE MEDICAL MARIJUANA, AND A FREE BUS RIDE TO THE CONVENTION.
FOOD STAMP ENROLLMENT FORMS AVAILABLE.
2:00 PM
GROUP VOTER REGISTRATION FOR UNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRANTS AND ANY DECEASED CITIZENS.
2:30 PM
OPENING FLAG BURNING CEREMONY
SPONSORED BY CNN DON LEMON
3:00 PM
WELCOMING SPEECH BY GRETA THUNBERG AND INTRODUCTION OF AL GORE WHO WILL SPEAK ON WHAT WE ALL, AS RESPONSIBLE CITIZENS CAN DO TO REVERSE GLOBAL WARMING.
3:45 - 3:50 pm
TRUTH AND HONESTY AS IT APPLIES TO ELECTED OFFICIALS
ADAM SCHIFF, ASSISTED BY JERRY NADLER AND NANCY PELOSI
4:00 PM
ADDRESS ON "BEING THE REAL YOU"
RACHEL DOLEZAL, FORMER HEAD OF THE SEATTLE NAACP AND CAITLYN JENNER
4:30 PM
"HOW TO BANK $200 MILLION AS A PUBLIC SERVANT AND CLAIM TO BE BROKE"
SEMINAR BY HILLARY CLINTON
5:00 PM
"HOW TO HAVE A SUCCESSFUL CAREER WITHOUT EVER HAVING A JOB, AND STILL AVOID PAYING TAXES."
A SEMINAR MODERATED BY AL SHARPTON AND JESSE JACKSON
5:30 PM
MEDAL OF FREEDOM PRESENTATION TO ARMY DESERTER BO BERGHDAL
6:00 PM
INVITATION-ONLY AUTOGRAPH SESSION
SOUVENIR PHOTOGRAPHS OF ELIZABETH WARREN DRESSED IN NATIVE AMERICAN CLOTHING
6:30 PM
TRIBUTE TO ALL OF THE 57 STATES
CONGRESSWOMAN NANCY PELOSI
7:00 PM
GENERAL VOTE ON PRAISING BALTIMORE RIOTERS, AND ON USING THE TERMINOLOGY "ALTERNATIVE SHOPPERS" INSTEAD OF "LOOTERS"
7:30 PM
THE WHITE HOUSE "SEMANTICS COMMITTEE" MEETING.
GENERAL VOTE ON RE-BRANDING "MUSLIM TERRORISM" AS "COUNTERING ISLAMOPHOBIA"
8:00 PM
"LIBERAL BIAS IN MEDIA HOW WE CAN MAKE IT WORK FOR YOU"
TUTORIAL SPONSORED BY CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, THE WASHINGTON POST AND THE NEW YORK TIMES.
8:30 PM
TRIBUTE FILM TO THE BRAVE FREEDOM FIGHTERS STILL INCARCERATED AT GITMO BY MICHAEL MOORE
9:00 PM
PERSONAL FINANCE SEMINAR - "BUSINESSES DON'T CREATE JOBS"
HOSTED BY BARACK OBAMA
9:30 PM
GROUP CONDEMNATION OF BITTER GUN OWNERS.
10:00 PM
CEREMONIAL "WE SURRENDER ! " WAVING OF THE WHITE FLAG
10:30 PM
SHORT FILM, "SETTING UP YOUR OWN ILLEGAL EMAIL SERVER WHILE SERVING IN A CABINET POST AND HOW TO PRETEND IT'S NO BIG DEAL"
HOSTED BY HILLARY CLINTON
11:00 PM
OFFICIAL NOMINATION OF KAMALA HARRIS
BILL MAHER AND CHRIS MATTHEWS
11:30 PM GROUP APOLOGY FOR BEING OLD AND WHITE LED BY BERNIE SANDERS, JOE BIDEN AND BILL CLINTON.
MONDAY JULY 20, 2020
1:30 PM
FREE LUNCH, FREE MEDICAL MARIJUANA, AND A FREE BUS RIDE TO THE CONVENTION.
FOOD STAMP ENROLLMENT FORMS AVAILABLE.
2:00 PM
GROUP VOTER REGISTRATION FOR UNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRANTS AND ANY DECEASED CITIZENS.
2:30 PM
OPENING FLAG BURNING CEREMONY
SPONSORED BY CNN DON LEMON
3:00 PM
WELCOMING SPEECH BY GRETA THUNBERG AND INTRODUCTION OF AL GORE WHO WILL SPEAK ON WHAT WE ALL, AS RESPONSIBLE CITIZENS CAN DO TO REVERSE GLOBAL WARMING.
3:45 - 3:50 pm
TRUTH AND HONESTY AS IT APPLIES TO ELECTED OFFICIALS
ADAM SCHIFF, ASSISTED BY JERRY NADLER AND NANCY PELOSI
4:00 PM
ADDRESS ON "BEING THE REAL YOU"
RACHEL DOLEZAL, FORMER HEAD OF THE SEATTLE NAACP AND CAITLYN JENNER
4:30 PM
"HOW TO BANK $200 MILLION AS A PUBLIC SERVANT AND CLAIM TO BE BROKE"
SEMINAR BY HILLARY CLINTON
5:00 PM
"HOW TO HAVE A SUCCESSFUL CAREER WITHOUT EVER HAVING A JOB, AND STILL AVOID PAYING TAXES."
A SEMINAR MODERATED BY AL SHARPTON AND JESSE JACKSON
5:30 PM
MEDAL OF FREEDOM PRESENTATION TO ARMY DESERTER BO BERGHDAL
6:00 PM
INVITATION-ONLY AUTOGRAPH SESSION
SOUVENIR PHOTOGRAPHS OF ELIZABETH WARREN DRESSED IN NATIVE AMERICAN CLOTHING
6:30 PM
TRIBUTE TO ALL OF THE 57 STATES
CONGRESSWOMAN NANCY PELOSI
7:00 PM
GENERAL VOTE ON PRAISING BALTIMORE RIOTERS, AND ON USING THE TERMINOLOGY "ALTERNATIVE SHOPPERS" INSTEAD OF "LOOTERS"
7:30 PM
THE WHITE HOUSE "SEMANTICS COMMITTEE" MEETING.
GENERAL VOTE ON RE-BRANDING "MUSLIM TERRORISM" AS "COUNTERING ISLAMOPHOBIA"
8:00 PM
"LIBERAL BIAS IN MEDIA HOW WE CAN MAKE IT WORK FOR YOU"
TUTORIAL SPONSORED BY CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, THE WASHINGTON POST AND THE NEW YORK TIMES.
8:30 PM
TRIBUTE FILM TO THE BRAVE FREEDOM FIGHTERS STILL INCARCERATED AT GITMO BY MICHAEL MOORE
9:00 PM
PERSONAL FINANCE SEMINAR - "BUSINESSES DON'T CREATE JOBS"
HOSTED BY BARACK OBAMA
9:30 PM
GROUP CONDEMNATION OF BITTER GUN OWNERS.
10:00 PM
CEREMONIAL "WE SURRENDER ! " WAVING OF THE WHITE FLAG
10:30 PM
SHORT FILM, "SETTING UP YOUR OWN ILLEGAL EMAIL SERVER WHILE SERVING IN A CABINET POST AND HOW TO PRETEND IT'S NO BIG DEAL"
HOSTED BY HILLARY CLINTON
11:00 PM
OFFICIAL NOMINATION OF KAMALA HARRIS
BILL MAHER AND CHRIS MATTHEWS
11:30 PM GROUP APOLOGY FOR BEING OLD AND WHITE LED BY BERNIE SANDERS, JOE BIDEN AND BILL CLINTON.
