Predator Masters using UBB.threads ™ Infopop Corporation.
PM Gear Moon & Weather

Welcome to the Predator Masters Forums
Be sure to visit the main Predator Master website at





PM Gear
PM Gear
PM Gear
The Official Predator Masters Search Engine
Search Predator Masters

Topic Options
#3223523 - 12/19/19 07:46 AM Stupid man
rivervalley Offline
Predator Master

Registered: 01/25/07
Posts: 94
Loc: Wisconsin
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my husband that my boobs are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your boobs to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my boobs.
How long will this take?" I asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies. I stopped.
"Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my boobs every day will make my boobs larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says: "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again.
Stupid, stupid man.


Edited by rivervalley (12/19/19 12:07 PM)

Top
#3223562 - 12/19/19 12:06 PM Re: Stupid man [Re: rivervalley]
newmexkid Offline
Die Hard Member II

Registered: 02/21/11
Posts: 1025
Loc: Virginia
If you can't laugh at that one!!!
_________________________
HEY!!...You got my ammo??
# 10 G.I. Vietnam '66-'67

Top
#3223595 - 12/19/19 05:26 PM Re: Stupid man [Re: rivervalley]
lockrotor Offline
Die Hard Member II

Registered: 01/21/11
Posts: 1413
Loc: West Central WI
Got to love that one, won't tell my wife though.

Top



Moderator:  Redfrog 

© Predator Masters™, All Rights Reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed.