Mary's mother was listening to her daughter do second grade addition problems and was alarmed as she heard little Kathy say, " one plus one, that sumb***h is two." Mom approached Kathy and listened again as she said, " two plus one, that sumb***h is three." Alarmed, Mom asked Kathy where she learned to do math like that and Kathy told her that the teacher showed them that morning.

Mom blew a gasket and proceeded to call Ms. French, Kathy's teacher. When Kathy's mom explained what was happening, the teacher started laughing and this made Mom madder. "What's so funny?", Mom yelled. Ms. French said here is what I told them, " one plus one, the sum of which is two." "Oh", said Mom......