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#3206779 - 06/27/19 12:03 PM French DUI Stop
hm1996 Offline
PM Junkie

Registered: 07/23/06
Posts: 15213
Loc: S. Texas

Look closely at the picture first and then read the story:

This actually happened to an Englishman, in France, who was totally drunk.

A French policeman stops the Englishman's car and asks if he has been drinking.

With great difficulty, the Englishman admits that he has been drinking all day, that his daughter got married that morning, and that he drank champagne and a few bottles of wine at the reception, and many single malt scotches there-after.

Quite upset, the policeman proceeds to breath test the Englishman and verifies that he is indeed completely hammered.

He asks the Englishman if he knows why, under French law, he is going to be arrested.
The Englishman answers with a bit of humor, "No sir, I do not! But while we're asking questions, do you realize that this is a British car and my wife is driving on the other side?
If what's ahead scares you and what's behind hurts you, look up; He never fails you.

If My people will humble themselves, pray, seek My face & turn from their wicked ways, I will hear from heaven & will forgive their sin & heal their land.

#3206780 - 06/27/19 12:14 PM Re: French DUI Stop [Re: hm1996]
reloader326 Offline
Die Hard Member

Registered: 12/11/17
Posts: 524
Loc: Ohio
Yuppies are the worst...

#3206825 - 06/28/19 08:07 AM Re: French DUI Stop [Re: hm1996]
redhaze Offline
Seasoned Member

Registered: 10/03/18
Posts: 117
Loc: Texas

#3207000 - 07/01/19 01:07 AM Re: French DUI Stop [Re: hm1996]
ackleyman Offline
PM senior

Registered: 01/08/03
Posts: 8382
Loc: Hickville
Gosh, that was funny!

#3207348 - 07/04/19 10:38 PM Re: French DUI Stop [Re: hm1996]
TxPigKiller Offline
Die Hard Member

Registered: 09/15/13
Posts: 825
Loc: Throckmorton County, TX
Now we know why the French have revolutions, they actually get to win a war every now and then
Warning, no filter between brain and mouth!

After 8 years in the infantry, fighting for your right to burn the flag, I have only one thing for you before you light it up. Wrap yourself in it first!!!

#3207777 - 07/11/19 10:20 PM Re: French DUI Stop [Re: TxPigKiller]
SixsixtyMags Offline
Die Hard Member

Registered: 02/01/16
Posts: 612
Loc: Pocono Mts.Pa.
Comical! laugh


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