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#3205424 - 06/07/19 04:06 PM Monkey was smoking a joint......
redhaze Offline
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Registered: 10/03/18
Posts: 116
Loc: Texas
while sitting in his tree and a lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and asks, "Hey, what are you doing?" The monkey says, "Smoking a joint, come on up and join me."

So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have another joint. After awhile, the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and he's going to get a drink from the river.

At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned that when he leans over to get a drink, he falls in. A crocodile sees this and swims over and helps him to the side.

He then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?" The lizard explains that he was sitting a tree smoking a joint with a monkey and his mouth got dry and he was so wasted that when he went to get a drink, he fell in.

The inquisitive crocodile said he needs to check this out. He walks into the jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting and smoking another joint.

He looks up and says, "HEY MONKEY!" The monkey looks down and says,"OMG DUDE.....How much water did you drink?"

#3205792 - 06/13/19 10:16 AM Re: Monkey was smoking a joint...... [Re: redhaze]
Telegood Offline
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Registered: 06/11/19
Posts: 4
Loc: Vienna
I prefer the version with the behemoth;)


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