The New Senior Pick-up Line

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An elderly gentleman walks into an upscale cocktail lounge. He is in his late seventies, very well-dressed, hair well-groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel and smelling slightly of an expensive after shave. He presents a very nice image.
Seated at the bar is a classy looking lady in her mid-seventies.

The sharp old gentleman walks over and sits alongside her. He orders a drink and takes a sip. He slowly turns to the lady and says, "So, tell me ... do I come here often?"
 
Originally Posted By: TxPigKillerThat's slick

You going to use that one yourself, Shane?
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