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#3178019 - 12/14/18 11:58 AM In search of the brightest bulb
hm1996 Offline
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Registered: 07/23/06
Posts: 15782
Loc: S. Texas

1. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model:
"I wan' all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me.
I wan' all the kids to copulate me."


2. New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the
upcoming season:
"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.."


3. And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skin's say:
"I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl,"
Matt Millen of the Raiders said: "To win, I'd run over Joe's Mom, too."


4. Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins:
"He treat us like mens. He let us wear earrings."


5. Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann:
"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy
like Norman Einstein."


6. Senior basketball player at the University of Kentucky :
"I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.."
(Now that is beautiful)


7. Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach:
"You guys line up alphabetically by height..,"
And, "You guys pair up in groups of three, and then
line up in a circle."


8. Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson going to prison:
"Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter?
He went to prison for three years, not Princeton ...."


9. Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why
he keeps a color photo of himself above his locker:
"That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find
my clothes."


10. Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regimen
of heavyweight Andrew Golota:
"He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning, regardless
of what time it is."


11. Chuck Nevitt , North Carolina State basketball player,
explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice:
"My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to
be an uncle or an aunt.
(I wonder if his IQ ever hit room temperature in January)


12. Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former player:
"I asked him, 'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?'
He said, 'Coach, I don't know and I don't care.'"


13. Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what
he told a player who received four F's and one D:
"Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject."


14. In the words of NC State great Charles Shackelford:
"I can go to my left or right, I am amphibious."


15. Former Houston Oilers coach Bum Phillips when asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips, Phillips responded:
"Because she's too ugly to kiss good-bye."

Regards,
hm
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#3178112 - 12/14/18 05:27 PM Re: In search of the brightest bulb [Re: hm1996]
1lessdog Offline
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Registered: 05/24/04
Posts: 593
Loc: N.D./Mn
15. Former Houston Oilers coach Bum Phillips when asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips, Phillips responded:
"Because she's too ugly to kiss good-bye."



Now that is funny and my Wife said that is terrible
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