One day Jack needed to call in sick to work. So he calls his boss and says he cant come in because he has a headache, stomach ache, ear ache and his whole body just aches.....So his boss says that when he is that sick, he goes to his wife and asks for sex. After the sex, he feels so much better that he can go to work. So Jacks boss tells him to give that a try. Two hours later Jack calls his boss and tells him "The sex trick worked and I will be in soon. By the way, you have a nice house".....
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