Hellgate
Member
This morning, around 7 AM, I went for my stroll around the marina.
I noticed a man with a long bladed knife running down the dock
towards me, dressed in Islamic clothing who shouted "Allah be
praised!" And "death to all infidels." When suddenly he tripped
and fell into the water. He was struggling to stay afloat because of
the weight of the explosives he was carrying, and I knew
that if he didn't get help he would surely drown. Being a responsible citizen, and abiding by the moral code that requires a person to get help to those in distress, I contacted the Police, the Coast Guard, Homeland Security and even the Fire Department.
It is now 11:00am, the terrorist has drowned, and none of the authorities have responded.
I'm starting to think I just wasted 4 stamps.