THE LIGHT Turned Yellow

hm1996

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The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door.She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed your 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk, so naturally ... I assumed you had stolen the car."
 
Originally Posted By: reloader326Unfortunately, there are far too many people like her on the roads today. Thus, the reason for my signature...

I think you missed the point.
Thus, the reason for my signature...


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No I got it, I chose to comment on the bad, aggressive driver aspect of it...pet peeve of mine.
There are hypocrites in every walk of life, whether religious folks or atheists, like Christopher Hitchens.
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Originally Posted By: reloader326
No I got it, I chose to comment on the bad, aggressive driver aspect of it...pet peeve of mine.
There are hypocrites in every walk of life, whether religious folks or atheists, like Christopher Hitchens.
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Your favorite flavor?
I’m guessing....grape?
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Here’s mine, since you feel you need to know:
Don’t tell me what I should or should not believe in.
Don’t ridicule me for what I choose to believe in.
 
That’s one of my favorites, hm.
It’s been around a while, but it’s always funny!
I see people like her everywhere.
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Originally Posted By: reloader326Here’s mine, since you feel you need to know:
Don’t tell me what I should or should not believe in.
Don’t ridicule me for what I choose to believe in.


What are you telling me for?
I didn’t post the joke.

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