Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm.
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
The 10 pm News was coming on.
The news-crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Bob and said,
"Do you think he'll jump ?"
Bob said,
"You know, I bet he'll jump."
The blonde replied,
"Well, I bet he won't."
Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said,
"You're on !"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob.
"Fair's fair. Here's your money."
Bob replied,
"I can't take your money.
I saw this earlier on the 5 pm News, so I knew he would jump."
The blonde replied,
"I did, too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."
Bob took the money.
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
The 10 pm News was coming on.
The news-crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Bob and said,
"Do you think he'll jump ?"
Bob said,
"You know, I bet he'll jump."
The blonde replied,
"Well, I bet he won't."
Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said,
"You're on !"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob.
"Fair's fair. Here's your money."
Bob replied,
"I can't take your money.
I saw this earlier on the 5 pm News, so I knew he would jump."
The blonde replied,
"I did, too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."
Bob took the money.